Shave some bare patches on your chest

thinking about starting a new fashion craze. What you need to do is to shave some bare patches on you chest (only for the men that one)then stick lots of pads all over your body with really sticky glue. Then you wait till the glue has melted and spread, the pads fall off and the glue collects loads of fluff. Make sure the glue is of the type that won’t wash off in the shower. You also have to make sure some of the pads that you glue on contain a circle of some sort of chemical that interferes with your skin and leaves nice round red blotches. So in summary, bare patches on your chest, black sticky patches all over and red circular wheals strategically placed.

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